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First start off by kissing him passionately. While you’re doing this rub your hands up and down his dick through his pants. Start to move down. Start kissing and “LICKING” on his neck. If you do this he will be turned on massively. Stop then look at him and bite your lip then tell him, “I’m going to suck your dick (or cock or w.e you say. just don’t say penis).” Unbutton his pants and pull them down (don’t touch his dick). Start kissing and licking on his inner thighs in order to tease him. Then gently grab his dick and slowly begin to stroke it. Look at him and tell him, “Do you like the way my hand feel baby? Your dick feels really good I need to taste it”. Talking to him is extremely important because it makes him feel involved. There’s no where he can run in his mind if you’re asking him questions, so he has to be there in the moment mentally to respond to your questions. Then this is where you give him another tease, start licking the head of his dick in a circular motion while still stroking his dick. Then lick the bottom of his dick. You’re doing this to get it nice and wet. Don’t try to look pretty. There’s no such thing as a GOOD pretty blowjob. Once you’ve licked the bottom go back to the head of his dick and begin to put his dickhead in your mouth. Before you do this, you should be using your lips to cover the top and bottom of your teeth so you don’t scratch his shit up. You don’t have to do this, but if you don’t know how to avoid using teeth you should do this. While you’re sucking on his dickhead, begin to lick while sucking. If you have a build up of spit and pre cum in your mouth, SPIT IT ON HIS DICK (IMPORTANT). You want this blowjob to be as messy as possible. Your mouth and around your lips should be extremely wet. All you need to remember is, continue to stroke his dick with your hand, suck and lick on his dickhead, and spit. If you’re mouth gets tired, stroke his dick nice and slow, and spit and lick on it. Make sure to tell him how good his dick tastes, tell him how you can’t get enough of sucking it, and tell him how good his precum taste. To switch things up, don’t use any hands at all and suck and lick on the sides of his dick, suck the suck the head of his dick, and try to fit as much of his dick in your mouth as possible (deep throating). Now when you want him to cum just tell him, “Baby I want to taste your cum, please cum for me, I want to taste it”. The more you say it, the more he’ll try to cum. If you do this, you will instantly become the queen of blowjobs. Remember, a good blowjob is messy and it isn’t pretty. You need to have the mentality of a desperate savage. You need to suck his dick as if it meant you’d be able to get anything from Victoria’s secret or Ross for free…for the rest of your life….
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
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